Punchline News: 12-08-05

This week's odd news as a decidely perverse skew, I would say.

Habeas Phallus

An Oklahoma judge is on trial for presiding over a case while operating a penis pump.
The defence will now present his briefs.

What's in a guy's pants that oozes white goop when you squeeze it?

German Polizei busted a shoplifter with 39 tubes of toothpaste shoved down his pants.
If that isn't weird enough, you oughta see him floss.

Have Sex In Every Room

A Dutch woodworker sculpts erotic furniture.....

Oh, look. An end table!

Check out the website.