Punchline News 11-24-05

Here we go again with some of the wackier moments in news-gathering.

A Road By Any Other Name...

A Hollywood resident doesn't like the name of his street. He lives on Dicks. In fact a lot of people, men and women, live on Dicks. Some never want to move. The say they plan to stay on Dicks. Residents there even walk on Dicks for exercise. It's a nice neighborhood. They say they want their kids to grow up on Dicks.
I really don't understand his problem.

Karma Works In Mysterious Ways

Police in Florida accidentally got a little too close to a flasher with a taser. Hilarity ensued.

Heilige Scheiße. Es ist ein schlechter Tag

A guy in berlin drank way too many Beck's and pissed the bed and wound up setting fire to his apartment when his next beer-brained idea was to dry the sheets with a hair blower.... and leaving the apartment with the dryer still running. His next bodily bodily function was to crap his pants when he returned.

Welcome To Molson, Ontario

A town in texas changed it's name for free TV. Everything in life is for sale.

Boning Up For Exams

The popular story around the water cooler this week. It's about the 25 year old teacher who had sex with one of her students.

Teachers were never that good looking when I was in school. Especially Mr. Sutcliffe.

No Bird Flew Here

Catherine Zeta-Jones apparently hates turkeys. "I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs." Hmm.. and,.. now... how old did you say Michael Douglas is?