Itemus Ridiculus 10-24-06

Two girls plied with liquor as punishment
... if that happened in my day, I'd have never graduated.

Obedient driver follows orders, crashes car
... those wacky cars. They have a twisted sense of humour, eh? Like the one that told me my door was a jar!

Dutch army should take prostitutes abroad - mayor
... boy, they sure know how to recruit, them Dutch

Man accused of having relations with dog
... will let today's sound file do the talking...