Itemus Ridiculus 10-30-06

Flasher tells jumbo lie in court

But he claimed he had the baguette hot dog in one hand and rolled up newspapers in the other. He even produced a replica hot dog in court.

... Even the prosecutor admitted the defendant was "holding his own"!!!

Italy parliament fights over transgender MP toilet

... It's a tough, divisive, even "wedge" issue"! National defence, homeland security, health care, tax reform, ... it all hinges on this one debate: Does He or Doesn't She? F#%k it!!!!!! Just slap a "Members Only" sticker on one of the cans and let 'em all figure it out!!

Teen Arrested For Stealing, Driving Bus On Route...

.... In Ottawa, we'd be thrilled if they took it OFF its route and went where it SHOULD be going. Omigod, .... I was talking with my mouth open again, wasn't I?....

School boots 3 girls in 'Underpants'

.... hell, I thought there was just "Spongebob Squarepants"!!! Now we have to be afraid of...
Captain Underpants!!! Good God!!! A new scourge of our times!!!!!!! Lock up your 'willnots', Captain Underpants is on the prowl.........