Frivolous Impulse Purchase

I don't spend a lot of money on frivolity for myself. Instead, I prefer beer and smokes. But every once in a while I'll just have to pick something up. There's a place on the Cavendish Boardwalk in PEI - a tourist trap if there ever was one - that sells "Woody" themed t-shirts. Last year I bought a "Big Woody's Golf Warehouse Shirt". I'll post it when I get a chance. This summer I found another keeper.
Considering the fact that one of my best friends (Gord) is a firefighter, I couldn't resist this one.
It's not that I'm self-imported or anything but, dammit, if my name's on it, I have rights!